THE OBAMA SCHEDULE - AT 7:48 A.M. ET:  From The Politico:

Obama will be meeting with Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd later this morning to discuss the international financial crisis, climate change, Afghanistan and Pakistan policy and nuclear nonproliferation.

COMMENT:  Now, Mr. President, with respect I offer this advice:  Australia is in the southwest Pacific.  It is an ally of the United States, one of our best, but that doesn't mean you should insult the prime minister.  Make an exception this time.  His name is Rudd, not Rude.  Australia's most famous song is "Waltzing Matilda," not "Steppin' out with Maddy."  And, by the way, if you give him a gift, don't get it at the last minute from the White House Gift Shop. 

Oh, another thing:  It's not necessary to say that you have great respect for kangaroos and their culture.

March 24, 2009